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Customize your own lipstick colors

Yes, there’s wax in your lipstick!

Give new life to your old crayons: Make Lipstick with Crayons.

NO

NO NO NO

Don’t do that! You don’t know what chemical components and colorants are in the crayons. They could be toxic and you are puting that in your mouth. If you want to customize lipstick you can buy natural and save pigment and colorants in many specialized places.

Don’t use crayons or colorant’s you don’t know they toxicity.

Crayons are literally. LITERALLY. made to be non-toxic because they exist for the sole purpose of stupid children eating them. They say non-toxic on the box, they are non toxic. The entire purpose of crayons is to be safe for children to eat. You could make a god damn crayon sandwich with crayon bread and crayon dressing and the only thing it would do is make you shit the rainbow. I know this for a fact. Unless you buy the most chinese factory lead paint crayons in the world you’re going to be fucking fine. They are created specifically to be safe above all else.

You might as well warn people not to wear helmets because they’ll hurt your head or use training wheels because they could make you tip over.

reblogging for the crayon sandwich and shitting the rainbow.

“the only thing it would do is make you shit the rainbow. I know this for a fact.” 

Most crayons are made with soybeans anyway. BUT IM FUCKING UPSET THE PEACH CRAYON DOESNT TASTE LIKE FUCKING PEACHES